A made up conversation[*]
  Team: “ Coach! Coach! This agile process stuff you sold us doesn’t work! ”     Coach: “ Did you build working software regularly? ”     Team: “ No, it was too difficult. ”     Coach: “ Did you extend your definition of Done as far as you could? ”     Team: “ No, it was too difficult. ”     Coach: “ Did you make quality part of your process? ”     Team: “ No, it was too difficult. ”     Coach: “ Did you review what you were doing at all? ”     Team: “ Yes, but we didn’t like what we discovered, so we ignored it. ”     Coach: “ So are you absolutely sure  it was the agile process that caused you to fail? ”     Team: “ Oh yes, absolutely…. ”     Coach: " <sigh> "     * honest....