Thoughts from a Thirsty Bear

It all started so innocuously. All I was asked to do was put some photos onto a USB stick that could be played on a TV in my local pub. Easy. JPEGs duly loaded onto the drive, plugged in...and found to be incompatible. Weird. So I checked the JPEG file format against the specification. I changed sizes, I changed encoding type.  Still not playing. Really annoying, and not a little embarrassing! Then I noticed - the TV was trying to display files with names starting with '._'. Where the hell did they come from? And the penny dropped. OSX creates all kinds of special files to work with non-HFS file systems - like the USB drive's FAT32 format. These files are part of the AppleDouble format , and don't show up if you reveal hidden files in OSX (see this excellent article on how to show/hide the hidden files ). So to get rid of them, you can either use a Windows or linux machine, or use the dot_clean command in OSX. Hopefully this will save someone some time tracking...

Aka "Absent Scrum Master Anti-Pattern" There is a question that keeps cropping up when talking to clients. It is  “How many teams can a Scrum Master lead?”.  My answer? Just the one. Let’s take a closer look at why people persist in asking this question, and try to understand better why it is generally a Bad Idea™.  When a team is running well, everyone is happy, and product is being delivered successfully iteration by iteration, feature by feature. There is comparatively little for the Scrum Master to do aside from day to day housekeeping. Everyone knows how the process works, everyone plays their part. The system chugs along and delivers. The SM appears to have a huge amount of slack, which most organisations believe is a Bad Thing - slack means they need to squeeze out more performance (read “ profit ”), in this case by giving the SM something else to do. I.e. another team. And maybe another. And another. Or other random responsibilities. Ignoring the ...

Right. I have to get this off my chest. A follow-on from my habitual coding observation in my previous article . How many people habitually write Java code like this? (Clue: I see it a lot) public class Article { private String title; private String author; private List tags; public void setTags(List tags) { this.tags = tags; } public void setAuthor(String author) { this.author = author; } public void setTitle(String title) { this.title = title; } public String getTitle() { return title; } public String getAuthor() { return author; } public List getTags() { return tags; } } Then you can create an object an use it with something like: Article article = new Article(); article.setAuthor("Cam M. Bert"); article.setTitle("French Cheeses"); article.setTags(Collections.asList("cheese", "food")); // etc etc G...

Working as a jack-of-all-trades agile coach, one of the biggest problems I face is the stagnation of my knowledge. If you do not stretch yourself by working with more knowledgeable people from time to time, you don't develop. You may even go backwards. Prescott's Pickle Principle summarises this as: "Cucumbers get more pickled than brine gets cucumbered" or, put another way, "A small system that tries to change a big system through long and continued contact is more likely to be changed itself" (from Jerry Weinberg's excellent Secrets of Consulting book) Much as I hate to admit it, I am that "small system". So it is healthy and fun to occasionally sit down with like-minded people, and re-baseline your knowledge. That is exactly what I did the other Saturday. I survived a dull and freezing Wimbledon to attend Jason Gorman's " Intensive TDD Workshop " (the one-day super-intensive version of this one ). I won't go i...

Move along. Nothing to see here. public class HelloWorld { public static void main(String[] args) { System.out.println("Hello World!"); } }